I’m generally pretty serious in my writing, but being so serious all the time is just well..not fun. So I’m sharing with you my current strategy for resolving an issue that I’ve had with a few people in a way..that won’t get me arrested. So, here’s what’s happening.
People sometimes, when you say things they don’t want to hear, in an effort not to hurt them, but to live your OWN life in peace, or however you choose, have a tendency to not only disrespect your personal space, but just flat out IGNORE what you say. Even when you’ve said it nicely, clearly, not so nicely etc. You know the kind I’m talking about. The kind that you’ve tried EVERYTHING with and they just insist on remaining in an “Idiocracy” state of mind rowing in a sinking ship and try to get you to ride with them in their boat..full of holes? Yeah..them. So my new strategy for fighting what I’ll just call Stupid..(to save time) is to fight Stupid..with Stupid. I’ve tried all the other avenues. So might as well give this one a shot. I’ll let you know how this turns out. If you see anything that tickles your fancy..please feel free to copy and paste and get at least a few moments of peace for yourself..and a smile..on me.
Stupid Responses To Stupid (Unwanted..I have begged you to Please STOP TEXTING ME texts) :
There’s a fucking Ninja at the door again…
*Update..so far as of 4:07 p.m. EST using this response has granted me over an hour of “stupid free” time and made me laugh my ass off at the fact that I actually sent it. Let’s keep the stupid party going!
See the actual message at the bottom of this post. This is Real Time..Real Life Happenings People.
RESULT THUS FAR: Silence.
Right..But..When was the last time you had some real good fish stick soup???
It’s even better..if you try it anally.
The goddamn cockroaches are eating all the cereal again!!!
I wouldn’t mind..but it’s not the Fruit Loops like we agreed to.
Man, this sucks..I gotta go deal with this.
When I feel like that..I usually just go lick the dog.
But when is the last time you had a banana stuck in your ass tho?
Seems like everyday for me now..
Now these responses at the very least..are gonna raise an eyebrow of wtf?! At the very best, convince the other person that I am completely insane and that they should probably do what I ASKED THEM TO IN THE FIRST PLACE and leave me the hell alone to live my life free of their style of aggravation. Either way…it changes the game.
I’ll add more as they come to me..and post the results of these responses. For now, this should be enough to get me through the day.
Please feel free to add your own responses in the comment section..this is a war people. We need all the help we can get.
When You’re Trying To Live Your Life and Fools Keep Trying To Interrupt..
Remember the ninja…